May 2, 2014

Pittsburgh Pirates Drinking Game

Horrible play of the Pirates getting you down?
Spice up this stretch of horrible play by the Buccos by introducing a little alcohol to the situation.

Take a shot if:
1. Pedro strikes out
2. Pirates leave bases loaded
3. Pirates don't score with man in scoring position and less than 2 outs
4. When someone says: "Marte Party", "Cole Train", "Real Deal Neil Walker", "El Toro", "Grilled Cheese", "Mark the Shark", "We Like Ike" or "Mercer Me". 
5. The Pirates gain a lead
6. The Pirates lose said lead
7. The bull pen gives up a run
8. Grilli / Melancon blows a save 
9. Someone ways "Sea-rage" or "Shark-Tank"
10. Sanchez / Stewart throws the ball into center field
11. Someone reminiscences on how well the Pirates did last season
12. Pirates ground into an inning ending double play
13. Someone says Gabby, Wandy, Stolmey or Jeanmar (only the first time)
14. One of the Pirates is hitting under .200 - take a shot for every player doing so
15. Clint Hurdle is seen chewing bubble gum
16. A Free Shirt Friday is advertised 
17. Jared Hughes looks like he's going to kill someone
18. A player starts a "Yes" chant
19. A player flashes either the "Z" or "Pistols" when they get a hit
20. Pirates fail to bunt a man into scoring position 
21. Bob Walk mentions banning the DH

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